Funny spam

Few spam emails get in my main inbox, and I just thought this one was priceless – I least it’s one of the most outrageous I’ve seen:

I am khalid mahmoud from Bahrain,I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer.
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,I have few months to live. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations. I cannot do this myself because of my health. I have Eighteen Million USD with a finance House abroad. Can you help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations? You will take 20% for your assistance. reply via: xxxx@gmail.com

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Willem was born in New York, grew up in Paris, lived in London and Asia for several years before moving to Chicago in 2017. He is an award winning brand & marketing strategist, having worked with some of the largest creative advertising agencies and most valuable consumer brands globally. Willem enjoys tabletop games, skiing, scuba-diving, traveling, eating, and lengthy conversations with friends.